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How compatible with me are YOU?

Ben getting to hot and stripping down to a blanket


Ben doinjg a little muscle pose.....


Ben being felt up and almost raped by Jude

Ben standing up and taking pride!!

Due to cetain cicumstances Ray and I have come up with this new conclusion starting NOW.


If you want a ride with Ray and I but your not chilling with us, and it is clear your useing us. you will have to pay a fee 1$ per person who gets in the car 25 cents per mile, every 30 seconds that go by at a red light you pay 25 cents. (don't forget to TIP)

Hello, long time no talk. If anyone one can help me find a job....please do.

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F A M E by spazyspag
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Being Druggedmonkey (NBC, 12:30): Druggedmonkey (Anna Paquin) takes nowhere_utopia (Meryl Streep)'s professor on a date and ends up necking. Nearby, forbidden_truth (Jason Alexander) and freakofdaweak (Ashley Olsen) don't believe in continental drift. Meanwhile, nightstar13 (Peter Fonda) hires t_dizzle (Elizabeth Berkley) to perform pantomime at a preschool. Also, judelberry (Peter Fonda) tells xovanillaiceox (Ben Stiller) about Scientology. The week after, julayne_n_brent (Casey Affleck) and acp4life (Vanna White) go waterskiing. Parental discretion advised.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

Ray and I went to pittsburg with his family. I was SO fucking cool. I really didnt think i would have so much fun......we were only gone for 3 days i think. We got to ride first class both ways and i got to drink with rays mom and his dad didnt really care it was soo interesting.

Well We are back now and i have been drinking everynight just like the last few days before we left. its all good and fun though.

OH OH OH.......last night i witnessed a reall sad 1 1/2 year break up between Mike West and Jill Farhat (cant spell). Poor MIke I hope he is doing ok.

CONGRATS VERONICA!!! I hope Everything went well for You.....You should call me or ya know i will call you.

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I found this in my email.....i thought you all might enjoy.
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It's no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code.

It's time for men to break the code of womanese!

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I'm not looking for a relationship right now.

TRANSLATED: I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even BOTHER trying to go out with me since I am saying that a relationship with you and me is already not going to happen.

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I don't think of you in 'that' way.

TRANSLATED:My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual dud!


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I think of you as a brother!

-OR-

You remind me of my brother!

TRANSLATED:I would consider sex with you to be incest.


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The kids were bad today.

TRANSLATED:Obviously, your genes are defective!

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We were both wrong.

TRANSLATED:But you were more wrong!


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This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.

TRANSLATED:I burned dinner.

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You don't listen to me!

TRANSLATED:You don't listen to me!


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Honey, I HATE to interrupt...

TRANSLATED:As if you were doing anything more important.


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Have you had time to...

TRANSLATED:Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!


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When you get a chance...

TRANSLATED:Do this immediately!


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I hate to nag but...

TRANSLATED:I want you to get off the couch now!


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Of course I don't mind paying for myself.

TRANSLATED:Cheap date!


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Let's not rush things.

TRANSLATED:I have other prospects.


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I'm not ready to settle down.

TRANSLATED:I sure as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!


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I enjoy the single life!

TRANSLATED:I enjoy not being with YOU!


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I need more space!

TRANSLATED:You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.



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I'm focusing on my 'career'.

TRANSLATED:My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.


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Let's just give it some time.

TRANSLATED:You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better prospect doesn't show up.


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I like you, but...

TRANSLATED:I don't like you at all.


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You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!

TRANSLATED:You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... 'nice'.


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Let's Just Be Friends

TRANSLATED:You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.



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I don't want to ruin our friendship.

TRANSLATED:Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent emotional tampon!


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Honesty is very important to me.

TRANSLATED:Only tell me what I want to hear.


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I only like you as a friend.

TRANSLATED:I'm not attracted to you.



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You're so manly.

TRANSLATED:Shave, bathe, discover a thing called S-O-A-P.


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Let me check my schedule to see if I'm doing anything.

TRANSLATED:I have plans. WE do not.


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We need...

TRANSLATED:I want...


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Can you call me back? I need to...

TRANSLATED:I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!


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How about you give me YOUR number.

TRANSLATED:I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't want them!


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I'm not upset...

TRANSLATED:I'm upset.


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Be romantic and turn out the lights.

TRANSLATED:I'm not proud of my body.

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Do you love me?

TRANSLATED:I'm going to ask you for something expensive...


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Am I fat?

TRANSLATED:Please tell me I'm beautiful.


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I love men who take charge...

TRANSLATED:Pay the bill, you chump!


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Sure, but I hope you're not disapointed.

TRANSLATED:I'm flat chested.


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I'm not that type of girl.

TRANSLATED:Keep trying.


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Don't touch me there!

TRANSLATED:Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first.
Heavy resistance is bad. Light resistance is normal. Woman WANT you to go for them. All woman WANT to be taken.


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Will you respect me in the morning?

TRANSLATED:You won't tell your friends, right?


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I'm not looking for anyone.

TRANSLATED:I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.


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We need to talk...

TRANSLATED:I need to complain!


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I need to think about it.

TRANSLATED:No way.


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We have an off and on relationship.

TRANSLATED:I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.


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Where is this going?

TRANSLATED:Are we getting married?


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No

TRANSLATED:No


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Maybe

TRANSLATED:No


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Let me think about it

TRANSLATED:No


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I feel like I've known you my entire life!

TRANSLATED:Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not get away from me?


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No

TRANSLATED:Yes.


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Do you have a girlfriend?
TRANSLATED:[She either wants you or wants to hook up you with her friends]


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I have a boyfriend.
TRANSLATED:I have a boyfriend.


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I have a boyfriend.
TRANSLATED:I just want you to take the big hint I'm not interested and leave.


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I have a boyfriend.
TRANSLATED:He's actually an ex-boyfriend in another state, but for you he will count.


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I have a boyfriend.
TRANSLATED:Just to let you know so when you're banging me I could say you knew.


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Why don't you give me your number instead?
TRANSLATED:So you can never call me? I will throw away your number when I get to the nearest trash can.


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I'll call.
TRANSLATED:I won't.


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I'm busy
TRANSLATED:I am trying to string along your attention.


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I have to study.
TRANSLATED:I don't want you to realize the math behind what I am saying.
[Think about it. Even if a woman were to study eight hours (and no one studies that long) and start a relative late 10:00 am, she'd still be available from 6:00 pm and later. She is essentially telling you to believe that she's studying Friday night, all Saturday, all Sunday, non-stop with no time available between studying, eating, sleeping, and breathing.]


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I'm not like other girls
TRANSLATED:Who all think the same exact thing.


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Can you buy me a drink?
TRANSLATED:Can I scam you?


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I'm tired, my back is sore.
TRANSLATED:Massage me.


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What do you do for fun?
TRANSLATED:Are we compatible?


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Do you smoke?
TRANSLATED:Are we compatible?


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Where do you live?
TRANSLATED:My place or yours?


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Do you need a ride?
TRANSLATED:I want to spend time with you.


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He's just a friend.
TRANSLATED:I'm gullible.

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He's just a friend.
TRANSLATED:He's not.


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I have a lot of crap going on in my life.
TRANSLATED:Hell is funner than you.


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I don't kiss on the first date.
TRANSLATED:I have a 'rule' against dating you. You disgust me.


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I don't kiss on the first date.
TRANSLATED:Challenge me.
[Women use 'rules' as an artificial construct to gain control over their bodies of how they would otherwise act out.]


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I usually like...
TRANSLATED:But I may hate it with you.


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I usually don't like...
TRANSLATED:But I may like it with you.


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I have a policy against dating guys at work.
TRANSLATED:Or how so I want YOU to think.


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I like you but...
TRANSLATED:No.


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I'm not like that.
TRANSLATED:Of course I am.


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I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
TRANSLATED:I do want, just not with you.


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I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
TRANSLATED:I want no-strings.


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What are you doing tonight?
TRANSLATED:I want you to ask me out right now.


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Are you gay?
TRANSLATED:Why don't you want ME?!



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What kind of girls do you date?
TRANSLATED:Do you like me?


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Can I bring friends along?
TRANSLATED:Can I wreck your dating plans and lose any respect for you?


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I need to control myself.
TRANSLATED:I'm a slut.


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I'm single and I can date anyone I want [said with a raised voice to make sure you hear it].
TRANSLATED:I want you to ask me out.


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I like tall men.
TRANSLATED:It's not that I like tall men, I just like the feeling of protection tall men provide.


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[Woman curses or otherwise has some normally negatively deemed trait revealed about her] That didn't come out right/Ignore that/Oh forget about that.
TRANSLATED:I don't want you to lose interest in me.

	

	

	

		
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How compatible with me are YOU?

Ray and his family got home last night around 11pm. It was great seeing everyone after my hard long weekend of shitty drama. Except the fact that Ray is really sick. all last night he was burning up Real badly. He is at the doctors right now.

I get to go out to eat with my mom and my grandparents today, this should be interesting since i have not seen my grand parents in 3 years and they are going to freak when they see all my piercings.......well at least my hair is normal(for now).

OK i got to go take a shower and get ready for my not so fun day with my family.